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wakes the fuck up. logs the fuck in. posts the fuck post

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smelku:

[[sweats]]

smelku:

[[sweats]]

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catswithbenefits:

i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars

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feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

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supernovaqirl:

anything over $10 is expensive

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squirtle-stahp:

alongcameatom:

how does one just obtain an duck in 2 hours

This girl gets shit done

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madmoth:

Dont trust people who wont pet your dog

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thelordofthebutts:

when people walk real fucking slowly in hallways or narrow sidewalks so you can’t go around them

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buildamonobear:

I’m off to destroy canadaimagethey’ve had it too good for too long.image

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Official Dress Code For All Females In Public Schools

smilingemoticon:

  • all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
  • sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
  • all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
  • your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
  • always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus

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